Why not? You’ve been meaning to bring out those old dusty things for a while now. Now, where did you leave it…
There we go.
You enter the SHIPPING HALL. These HALLOWED WALLS hold your most CHERISHED and EMBARRASSING PARINGS. These pairing have taken over your LIFE, your SOUL, and, most importantly, your HEART.
To the WEST is your SHIPS FROM OLD FANDOMS. To the EAST is your NEW WING, filled with your new HOMESTUCK SHIPS. Where do you go?
==>Maki: Head Eastbound.
After a good 30 MINUTES of WANDERING, you stumble apon your HOMESTUCK SHIPS. Ah, your precious babbys. All perfect in their own right. You SHIP OTHER PAIRINGS, TOO, but these are the BEST OF THE BEST. The other ships are WANTON THOUGHTS, meaninglessly wandering through these halls, looking for a home. THESE SHIPS have wormed their way RIGHT INTO YOUR HEART. You love them all so.
Your RED QUADRENT is home to all of your classics: DAVE/TEREZI, ROSE/KANAYA, and KARKAT/NEPETA. Look at those little cuties! You just love them to BITS!
In your PALE QUADRENT resides NEPETA/EQUIUS and DAVE/JOHN. Your ideas of the perfect bros. You wouldn’t want them to be any other way!
Chilling in your CALIGIOUS QUADRENT is your ONLY ASHEN SHIP, JADE/KARKAT/KARKAT. Don’t tell anyone, but you also ship them as KISMESIS (Those little angry babbys).
Taking your BLACKMOST QUADRENT is DAVE/KARKAT and TEREZI/VRISKA. The idea of KISMESIS pretty much is one of your FAVORITE CONCEPTS, so only the best of the best can get on THIS SIDE OF THE WALL!
Your only MIXED SHIP is ARADIA/EQUIUS. You just love the two together, no matter HATE or PITY! Both seem 100% PERFECT to you!
Before you even read Homestuck, though, you had already set up what was soon to be your QUADRANTS!
Snagging the spot as your Matesprite is YOURSELF. Oh, how you sweep yourself off your own feet. How dapper! How charming! You’re supprised no one’s taken yourself up already.
Grabbing the spot as your MOIRAIL for 15 YEARS RUNNING is PRUSSIAN MOOSE, YOUR SISTER. You like to call yourselves THE ORIGINAL MOIRAILS. Pretty much being the exact definition of Moirails, you two have always been the best of friends and have always kept each other from harms way. You don’t know where you’d be without her! This is by far your OTP.
Sneaking it’s way into the ONLY UNREQUITED QUADRENT, DOUCHEBAG PERCUSSIONISTS take your KISMESIS SPOT. You just hate them all so much, but at the same time are INEXPLICABLY ATTRACTED TO THEM. Currently the ROTTEN APPLE OF YOUR EYE is the Doucheyest, Smartest, Most Talented Percussionist at your school. While you despise him so, you’re hate will never be. It is an unfortunate fact that you would rather ignore.
Finally, absconding with the hardest QUADRENT to acheve is your TWO BEST FRIENDS, SAM AND SOPHIA. They hate eachother, but still act like BFFSYS4LYF. This proved to be a problem for when you wanted to hang out with them without the problem of NASTY GOSSIP, so you STEPPED IN! This is by far the HARDEST SHIP to keep up with.
==>Maki: What’s that one over there?
Oh, this? This is your lone FANCHARACTER SHIP. It’s the only one you have, and you’d PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. This is by far the most embarrassing ship in your hall. The sheer idea of SHIPPING FAN CHARACTERS just seems silly to you!
But this one just seems… TOO PERFECT.
You get the fuck out of there before you start WAXING POETIC about Shitty Fantrolls. Things were about to change from TOO PERFECT to TOO EMBARRASSING, even for private ship viewing. You lock the door up tight on your way out.
No one must ever know.